I decided to completely humiliate myself and embrace my inner brainless slut. Locked tight in my chastity cage, I shove a toilet plunger deep into my ass and crawl around on all fours, barking like a pathetic, stupid dog. To make myself look even more ridiculous, I strap a dildo to my head and furiously dry-hump a stuffed toy. I finish this absolute display of self-degradation by peeing directly into my dog bowl and drinking every warm drop of my own piss. I am a complete joke.
