Dirty Takeaway!
Your packed lunch is ready, you freak!
Just look at all the delicious things you’re getting today! And the way I’ve pared it all so beautifully for you—you gourmet pig. You’re a real connoisseur, aren’t you?! Only someone like you could truly appreciate a feast like this. Everything nicely crushed, mashed, and pulverized, smash in nasty, grimy sauces, and seasoned with my own divine piss and spit. Hahaha.
Here you go!
